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How to stay SEXY when you′re 50 1. LIVEN UP YOUR ZIMMER FRAME WITH ATTRACTIVE LEOPARD SKIN PRINTS! Ooh, Zebra...nice! 2. DON′T LET YOUR TEETH SLIP OUT WHEN YOU′RE SNOGGING! Sorry!

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3. AVOID SUDDEN MOVEMENTS DURING SEX! 4. USE PLENTY OF PERFUME OR COLOGNE TO MASK THE SMELL OF DECAY 5. TRIM ALL UNSIGHTLY FACIAL HAIR 6. CUT SEXY PEEK-A-BOO HOLES IN YOUR INCONTINENCE PANTS! HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY!

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SKU: 0107103311

Envelope height: 235 mm

Envelope width: 130 mm